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LONDON, U.K. — Guy Ritchie and Madonna have settled their divorce, according to the U.K. publication, The Sun.

The “RocknRolla” director will reportedly walk away with assets totaling around $60 million, including a 1,200-acre country estate, a London pub, and a cash settlement.

Madonna will hold on to her New York and Los Angeles homes and most of her considerable fortune, The Sun reported.

“The negotiations were relatively painless,” The Sun quoted a source as saying. “Guy knew what he wanted and Madonna knew what she was keen to keep. There was a spell when Guy was in a mood to dig his heels in, but he decided this arrangement seemed reasonable and a long battle over money would make life unbearable.”

Madonna is being represented by divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton, who formerly represented Paul McCartney in his divorce from Heather Mills. Shackleton reportedly negotiated Madonna’s divorce terms during a day of phone calls with Guy’s lawyers.

The former couple reportedly expects to reach a compromise over their three kids — Lourdes, 12, who is the daughter of Madonna and ex Carlos Leon, and sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3.

With the divorce all but out of the way, Guy, who’s in London filming “Sherlock Holmes” with Robert Downey Jr., is reportedly ready to move on romantically as well.

“Guy has always been very popular with women,” the source said. “They have thrown themselves at him throughout his marriage but he has always been utterly faithful. Now it’s all over, he plans to have a little fun - something that has been missing from his life for far too long.”

Continuing along on their week of beach fun, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted out soaking up the sun in Los Cabos, Mexico on Wednesday (October 1).

For the third straight day, the “Georgia Rule” actress and her British DJ girlfriend splashed about in the water in between sessions lounging on beach recliners by the waterside.

“This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had,” a pal of Miss Lohan told OK! magazine. “Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships – the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity – is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

And while LiLo just confirmed her “more than friends” arrangement with Miss Ronson during a September 21st interview, OK!’s insider tells, “Samantha and Lindsay have been ‘out’ to friends for a few months now.”

Though she’s made her name as an actress and a singer, last night Lindsay Lohan was looking more like a groupie as she left the Roxy.

As it turns out, her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was performing a deejaying gig at the Los Angeles hot spot, and LiLo was just along for the ride to lend some moral support.

Both ladies were wearing matching tight leather trousers, with Sam sporting a black blazer and a black Guns n Roses t-shirt while Lindsay rocked a grey tank top and black cardigan.

Earlier in the day the ladies were spotted spending some time and money together at Maxfield’s on Melrose Avenue before meeting up with guy pal Patrick Aufdenkamp for lunch at a nearby deli.

Miss Ronson also suffered a bout of bad luck when her car got towed away from in front of her home while she and Lindsay were inside hanging out!